My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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