i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize