Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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