He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I faked an abortion last night.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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