The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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