My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You should frame my arrest warrant.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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