OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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