I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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