just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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