Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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