I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
