"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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