Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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