Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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