trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
This is the high leading the old right now
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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