We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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