Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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