I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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