he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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