If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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