talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
