mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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