ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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