He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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