you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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