hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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