I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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