They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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