why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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