This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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