And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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