she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
