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(631): View more from New York

Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?

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(404): View more from Georgia

She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts

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(+61): View more from Australia

Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.

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(972): View more from Texas

About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god

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(954): View more from Florida

In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.

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(571): View more from Virginia

He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.

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