He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
They took my balls.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Randomize