We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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