Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
