at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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