I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Randomize
