i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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