That's intense
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
