Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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