Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Slut skills are useful in every country.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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