what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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