I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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