i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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