Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Randomize
