OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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