I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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