I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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