So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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