why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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