we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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