Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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