I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Randomize
