i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
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