Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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